Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Bad Hair Day
No, if you were curious, my hair didn't
up and
rebel. Just a random title that has been plucked from my head. Its valid though. I think I waited for close to an hour before they were done with my mum's hair. The inexorable hours ticked by, my breathing slowed, my eyes closed, my skin
paled... but thank goodness I didn't... you know... It's
Chinese New Year so excuse me if I can't say the word out loud.
Some time as I looked at the strands of my hair on the ground, I felt as though I'd forsaken them or something. Maybe I should've just collected them in a bottle before someone uses them for
voodoo and weird stuff. Ugh. The shop was small, the customers were quite a few, at least the air-conditioning didn't give.
Why am I ranting about hairdressing??? Ouchies... My calves still
hurt because of those 8 rounds, so now I walk sorta weird, especially down the stairs. I
HATE doing leg-raises! OMG WTF LOL!!! Today was okay, everything went according to schedule without a single glitch. Which is exactly how I hate it. Sometimes. Everything becomes so predictable then, where is the
fun?
They presented the "last instalment" of the X-men skit, and... ... ... etc. You'll know what I mean if you've watched it. My CT has really enthusiastic people, almost all the girls want to become OGLs. Okay, to be frank, I want to be an OGL too, but *waves hands helplessly*. Actions speak louder than words so I think you'll get my message.
Wait a sec. Who is "you" anyway? Who is this mysterious "you" person I keep addressing in my blog entries?
I think I'm becoming schizoprenic.
I miss Julie's
Peanut Butter crackers, and
Tim Tams, and
Rice Krispies. And I want a pure breed
tortoise-shell kitten. And no, I am
not going to eat that last one.
I'MCRAZY!
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
The No Nose Dilemma
If I didn't have a nose, people'd get freaked out if I told them I breathed. If I have a nose, there's the usual nose-dirt to contend with, not to mention clogged noses, runny noses, itchy noses, hairy noses and noses which simply malfunction without further notice. If you feel disturbed by this particular paragraph, do not fret. I am merely in a bit of a foul mood due to my uncooperative nose, which will not clear itself unless I sit in a particularly troublesome manner. Like I am doing right now. With a Strepsils in my mouth. Okay... guess you didn't have to know that...
Maybe you're thinking:"Okay, she's been complaining until now. The next part's probably the good news." Well, for your information, dear Ms/Mrs/Mr Optimistic, you're wrong. Don't like reading people's complaints? Then why on earth did you read the first paragraph?
Today, like most days, can be described with a single word. A word that has induced humans to do totally irrational, insane and stupid things. Yet, these humans, affected by this WORD, find these nonsensical things perfectly justified and comprehensible, like climbing the steps, going two steps up and one step down, or doodling socks on a notepad, or sticking a pencil up the nose just to see how far it goes... You should have by now guessed the word. If you have not, don't continue on to the next paragraph and be a wet blanket, keep guessing.
Boredom. Aaahhhh... Literature was fun today, at least. Our drama tutor is, well, literally, DRAMA-MAMA! She is just so cool. P.E. actually felt okay. It'd been so long since I'd exercised well, and it was a relief to actually get my creaking bones working out. I STILL can't straighten my legs. Dastardly hamstrings.
Duh... I'm not feeling very well right now. Think I'll just go pass out on the bed or pass it on or something... My head feels so foggy I can hardly think... Just WHAT are partial fractions?!?! I need 911!!! *The lifeline is busy right now, please call back later, or leave a message after the beep*
*Moo*
I'MCRAZY!
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CCA Bizarre
Guess what I ate for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and hotdogs! Well, a good start to a good day. Reported punctually at about 7am to chat up the PL girls, then did assembly, flag-raising and blah blah blah... I only had about, what, three lectures today? And the worst was the maths lecture. Harping on about graphs and functions and assignments on the VERY FIRST lecture for the subject. Hello? What happened to the F-U-N in L-E-A-R-N-I-N-G? Look what the last, dismal, monotonous, sleep-inducing teacher did to my Chemistry. I now have totally NO interest in anything Chemistry. A tragic secondary school horror story. Thanks to a brilliant and inspiring Literature teacher, guess what I'm interested in now?
Define fishball noodles. Simple, really. Some fishballs with noodles. So when, in the course of history, did chicken bits, mushroom slices and tomato sauce come into the story? Beats me. I'm certainly NOT interested to find out. If you're a KI student reading this, do me a favour. Lagged about for a few hours stoning in the library, precious slacking time, not to be missed.
The discipline talk in the hall was, surprisingly and pleasantly, amusing, like the Economics lecture. Although frankly, I HATE sitting in the hall. When I grow old, I think my bum will develop arthritis or something...
I signed up for about (muahahahaha...) three CCAs: Soccer, Bowling and Drums. Feeling quite guilty now because I joined Drums on a whim, bleh... But I'm serious on the soccer and bowling though, both RAWK!!! We went around being kaypos to publicise the plight of the Bowling club, and got several others to write down their names on the "I'm Interested" list. Evil, but then that's me!
Trinity College sent the application form over already, and I'm over-excited about that Media & Communications component! Not to mention that it'd be uber-cool to study overseas in a totally different world. I feel sort of what Harry feels when he first enters Hogwarts. Trepidation. Awe. Amazement. Anticipation. Intimidation.Excitement.
I haven't been cleaning out my fish tank for about a month now. The bottom's unfortunately grossly covered with multitudes of fish droppings. I supposed I'll get around to doing it... No way am I going to release them into the longkang to brave the hygienic Singaporean wilds... No self-respecting fish-loving human would commit such an inhumane act.
I think.
If you thirst for more knowledge about me because you've fallen head-over-heels in love with me, if you just wanna kill time or if your inner-kaypoh is dissatisfied, do visit my old bungalow at
http://neverwhererealms.blogspot.com. I have upgraded to the White House. (What?!?! It IS white.) Toodles!
I'MCRAZY!
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Construction Works
Bear with me. I'm in the process of upgrading myself. So, if you could just sit back with a steaming cup of buttered corn, I won't be a minute.
I'MCRAZY!
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