Thursday, January 12, 2006
The No Nose Dilemma
If I didn't have a nose, people'd get freaked out if I told them I breathed. If I have a nose, there's the usual nose-dirt to contend with, not to mention clogged noses, runny noses, itchy noses, hairy noses and noses which simply malfunction without further notice. If you feel disturbed by this particular paragraph, do not fret. I am merely in a bit of a foul mood due to my uncooperative nose, which will not clear itself unless I sit in a particularly troublesome manner. Like I am doing right now. With a Strepsils in my mouth. Okay... guess you didn't have to know that...
Maybe you're thinking:"Okay, she's been complaining until now. The next part's probably the good news." Well, for your information, dear Ms/Mrs/Mr Optimistic, you're wrong. Don't like reading people's complaints? Then why on earth did you read the first paragraph?
Today, like most days, can be described with a single word. A word that has induced humans to do totally irrational, insane and stupid things. Yet, these humans, affected by this WORD, find these nonsensical things perfectly justified and comprehensible, like climbing the steps, going two steps up and one step down, or doodling socks on a notepad, or sticking a pencil up the nose just to see how far it goes... You should have by now guessed the word. If you have not, don't continue on to the next paragraph and be a wet blanket, keep guessing.
Boredom. Aaahhhh... Literature was fun today, at least. Our drama tutor is, well, literally, DRAMA-MAMA! She is just so cool. P.E. actually felt okay. It'd been so long since I'd exercised well, and it was a relief to actually get my creaking bones working out. I STILL can't straighten my legs. Dastardly hamstrings.
Duh... I'm not feeling very well right now. Think I'll just go pass out on the bed or pass it on or something... My head feels so foggy I can hardly think... Just WHAT are partial fractions?!?! I need 911!!! *The lifeline is busy right now, please call back later, or leave a message after the beep*
*Moo*
I'MCRAZY!
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